Through the 2-way mirror.
What you found there
and why.

Discuss

Dear Applicant,

Thank-you for considering _______ as a potential employer/employee. Your resume has been reviewed and we are simmering with excitement to interview you for the job of  _______.  In order to get the address for an in-person interview, we need you to take this assessment test so we can determine if you really 'get' us.

The test is timed, the answers are not.

Please                   begin                                                         

                      

                                                                 now

1.  You are applying to the position of OM.  What is this?

a)  University of Mississippi

b)  The restaurant and lounge in Harvard Square
c)  A Panentheist

d)  The very first Olympus camera  (bonus points for knowing year of introduction)

2.  How do you spell 'Humor'

a)  Humor

b)  Humour

c)  Yuma

d)  Wit

3.  PG loves us (as stated in our introduction).  Who and/or What is this PG?

a)  PG:EuroTLX

b)  PG Tips

c)  Pelham 'Plum' Grenville Wodehouse

d)  I don't know

4.  Let's say you have a list of numbers you have just imported and some of them are those so-called negative numbers (mirror negatives). Your job is to convert these to valid negatives that someone will recognize. For the purpose of the exercise we will make the range A1:A100. In cell B1 enter this formula; = Substitute (if(Right(Trim A1))="-",R(T(A1,A1),"-","",2)+0
 
a)  Ask me something I don't know*
b)  Yes
c)  No, thank-you
d)  6
e)  Chicago

* why don't ya


5.   Is Ivor Lewis an oesophageal lesion, the Postmaster General or that grump down the street




6. Why should we hire you?

a)   I could wear lots of hats
b)   I level people with snooty accent
c)   I went to school yet learned nothing
d)   I can't punctuate
e)   I like free lunches
f)   All of the above
g)   None of the above
h)   Some of the above

End of Part I

The Federal Government wants to know some things. Please use a check mark to indicate your answer:

Are you a guy or a gal

Yes ( ) No ( )

Race
Tropic of Cancer ( ) Tropic of Capricorn ( )

What are you

US citizen ( )  

MI5 ( ) MI6 ( ) Mossad ( ) Chairface Chippendale ( )

what was it