A 10 month relationship condensed

WHAT?
HOW DARE YOU. 
WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME. I LOVE YOU. I AM IN TURMOIL. 
I LIKE COFFEE YOU LIKE TEA. OH MY GOD MY LIFE IS TERRIBLE. I HAVE NEVER BEEN HAPPIER. WHY DO YOU ALWAYS INSIST THAT NOTHING IS WRONG. EVERYTHING IS PERFECT.
I AM SMILING THROUGH THE TEARS/I AM CRYING BECAUSE I AM LAUGHING SO HARD.
THE DRUGS ARE WORKING.

I DON’T THINK THE DRUGS ARE WORKING.
JUST TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT. NO DON’T. WE NEVER AGREE. HOW COME YOU KNOW ME SO WELL. 
GET ME OFF THIS RIDE. NO WAIT I’M DRIVING. WHERE ARE WE GOING. DON’T ASK JUST LOOK AT A MAP. OH YOU’RE DRIVING. I’LL ASK. 
WHAT SHOULD I DO. WHY DO YOU ALWAYS TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

I NEED TO DRINK A PEPSI TO SEE HOW I FEEL ABOUT COKE. 
THIS WILL NEVER WORK OUT. I AM IN PAIN. WHY CAN’T YOU SEE THAT. I AM SHOWING YOU. SEE? WHY AREN’T YOU LOOKING.  HEY, OVER HERE.  I’M OVER HERE. NO, A BIT TO THE LEFT, NO TWO INCHES BACK TO THE RIGHT. I’M WEARING RED. WHY ARE YOU IGNORING ME. WHY ARE YOU MAKING ME SUFFER.
I CAN’T TALK TO YOU. I WILL PHONE IN 2 MINUTES.
WHY DIDN’T YOU ANSWER THE PHONE?
DON’T YOU LOVE ME ANYMORE?
WHY DO WE DO THIS TO EACH OTHER?

THERE WILL NEVER BE ANYONE ELSE BUT YOU, BUT I CAN’T DO THIS ANYMORE. YOU CAN, BUT I CAN’T. NO I MEAN THAT I COULD, BUT YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND THAT THE DRUGS HAVEN’T KICKED IN. WHEN THEY DO. I’LL WRITE AGAIN. OKAY?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN “OKEY-DOKEY”? 
I’M SUFFERING HERE. WHY DO YOU PUT ME DOWN ALL THE TIME. NO I’M NOT REALLY ASKING. 
I’M JUST TALKING. 
CALMLY. 
CAN’T YOU SEE THAT I LOVE YOU?